1) I love the fake or going for it on 4th down. I would do one of these about 90% of the time. The other team would probably figure this out & it would not be very successful.
2) I hate 3, go for 7. If 10 yards or less from the end zone,
always go for 7. Nothing annoys me more than getting 3 points when you're that
close. You should get 7. If you can't get a measly 10 yards, you deserve 0. A
field goal is ok when you're further out. Yes, sometimes the game can be won by
an extra 3 points but I want 7, dang it! Go big or go home.
are VERY important. Much time should be spent on picking colors &
coordinating the entire look.
4) I have a temper. I would throw chairs
or anything nearby when things didn't go my way. I would call the ref "son of a
motherless goat" & other choice words if they made an objectionable call.
And I don't know all the rules so pretty much every call against my team would
5) I'm not a man & I'm not 40. (Love you, Gundy!)
Actually after further review, these aren't THAT bad. Oklahoma State,
feel free to call me if any coaching positions open up!